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*NOTICE TO MEMBERS WHO FEEL THEY CAN EASILY LEAVE WHATSAPP GROUP.*

*TAKE A CRITICAL LOOK BEFORE EXITING.*


If you leave we will re-add you!

The more you leave the more we will add you!

You keep leaving we will keep re-adding you!

However, in the unlikely event that you feel the need to leave, you'll:

• *Give us 48 hours notice.*

• *Forward a hand written letter to any of the group administrators.*

• *Attach a copy of your ID card, a medical report that clearly states how the group is affecting your health, a police report, clearance from EFCC, DMI, NAFDAC, SSS, CID HQ, & an e-copy of ur finger print.*

When these are brought before the administration, an evaluation of your reasons will be conducted, and if convincing, you will be asked to come for swearing to make sure you don't speak of what you have read and seen in this group.

We will also take 10% of your property, which will be donated to the group for wasting our time and data bundles used for posting pictures and secrets to keep you lively.

You must fill ????in triplicates:

*Application Form to leave group*

FirstName ............................

Sur Name .....................

Form of ID:

I.D No.......................

D.O.B .....................

Age .........................

Sex .....................

Marital status................

Profession..............................

Date Joined ..................

Added by ......................

Reasons why you want to leave group (fill each line)
1...............................................
2..............................................
3..............................................
4..............................................
5..............................................
6..............................................
7..............................................
8..........................,....................
9..............................................
10............................................

Others..............................................................................................

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*Declaration*
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I..................................................of .................. village, do hereby solemnly swear that I will not tell anyone about this group.

I will not disclose the information which I got from this group and I will never come back.

Sworn before the group admin on this...........day of ......... 2016.

Approved by ...................................................

Applicant signature ......................

Admin signature ................................

Witness(1)signature ................

Witness(2)signature ..................

After that you are free to leave.

And when u eventually leave, *guess what?*

*WE WILL ADD YOU AGAIN!*

*How about that?*



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